who ; YOU
what ; MISTLETOE
where ; All over Sacrosanct. Due to the wonderful evolved ability of producing spores, Singlings who have ventured too close to the kissing plant may find themselves in romantic entanglements later on in the day, even once escaped from plant itself. Neither organics or inorganics are safe.
when ; Next week or so.
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who ; Grif, Simmons...... and a dead body.
what ; All three of them living up to the phrase rock out with your cwait this isn't the right log.
where ; Zone 2 gorescene I guess.
when ; Soon after Alejandro's "btw your bro is dead hawhaw what is legs" post.
warning(s) ; Simmons crying every river, probably...

( row row row your boat down the crybitch stream. )

who ; Simmons and Grif.
what ; They both decided to take up the octopi retrieval quest at the same time, possibly to laugh at and sabotage each other. Because they're not grown enough for beetles, who the fuck even likes beetles. They don't want to touch those.
where ; Zone 10/Katayama.
when ; Right now, brah. Monday the whatevereth.
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who ; Agent Iowa and Simmons.
what ; Iowa has some stuff to tell Simmons that's PRETTY IMPORTANT.
where ; Iowa's apartment.
when ; Morning of 8/16 about?? I'm assuming, anyway.
warning(s) ; Iowa is a warning. NO SRSLY also Simmons being emotional, probably. LOTS OF EMOTIONS. it's a regular estrogen party.

( prove to me i'm not gonna die alone. )